When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.   (via tiredestprincess)

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pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

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technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

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onange:

what do ghost get when they’re turned on?

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osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

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unexplained-events:

ARTIST

juneplums:

me: I hate arguing

also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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