i am king
The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
me: I hate arguing
also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it